Thoughts on flying
While flying, we are all the same. We are all reduced to the bottom of the basement - all patted down, wanded - yes, that was me AGAIN - EVERY single trip. We line up like cattle led to a slaughter, file on to the plane, and jam our bottoms into too tight seats. We pay $2 for a bottle of water, or $5 for a sandwich. We all doze off, waking as our necks snap and heads bob. Or when drool pools out the side of one's mouth.
Or, in the case of The Hubster, as you are drinking your drink with a straw, and you doze off, and your mouth keeps hold of the straw as your hand slowly drops the beverage - cold coffee - to the side. And the end of the straw leaks the coffee all over your pants as you peacefully sleep with the straw still between your lips and the coffee pours onto the floor.
And your wife laughs so hard she pees in her pants.
glad you got there safe.
and thanks for ending my evening with a smile!
Posted by: Rachel | April 19, 2007 at 10:06 PM
I had to giggle. Thanks for letting us know how you are!
Posted by: Brandy | April 19, 2007 at 10:44 PM
Oh, I've DONE that... not the coffee on the pants part, but the laughing so hard because someone ELSE did. It never EVER even crossed my mind to do anything to stop it... I was laughing too hard!!!
Sounds like a good trip so far!!
Posted by: Amy | April 19, 2007 at 11:38 PM
Okay, that was funny!
Posted by: Stephanie C. | April 20, 2007 at 01:35 AM
Wish I could have been there to see it! Thanks for the laugh. It was sorely needed over my way!
Posted by: Student Nurse Nancy | April 20, 2007 at 06:34 AM
ha ha ha. I think that might make the flight worth it. Except for the peeing pants - that might be a hassle. But it would have been really funny for me to see.
Posted by: super des | April 20, 2007 at 09:31 AM
ha ha ha. I think that might make the flight worth it. Except for the peeing pants - that might be a hassle. But it would have been really funny for ME to see.
Posted by: super des | April 20, 2007 at 09:32 AM
ok, this may sound snarky but I really don't mean it to. Was this an iced coffee or just coffee that had gotten cold. If it was the latter, WHY was he drinking it with a straw? LOL
Posted by: Kristi | April 20, 2007 at 10:00 AM
Oh, what a great image! Thanks for making me laugh!
Posted by: Paige | April 20, 2007 at 10:10 AM
LOL, oh, thank you Carmen, I needed a good laugh this morning. Have a fantastic trip.
Posted by: FishyGirl | April 20, 2007 at 11:13 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Posted by: Hayes | April 20, 2007 at 11:30 AM
NO PICTURE?! C'mon! The word picture you created was great, but a picture is worth a thousand words! :)
Have a good trip!
Posted by: Erin | April 20, 2007 at 12:29 PM
OMG LOL that is too fun. Enjoy your trip.
Posted by: Jess | April 20, 2007 at 01:01 PM
Ha! You're funny...good one.
Posted by: Lisa | April 20, 2007 at 08:15 PM
How do you fall so soundly asleep that you forget you are holding a cup of coffee?? :) And I would have totally snuck a photo with my phone if that had been me LOL
Posted by: Elizabeth | April 23, 2007 at 10:25 AM