Mom to the Screaming Masses: Answers 1-4

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You guys are funny. I can't believe that more of you didn't play along, though! You've still got time to guess #'s 5-12....

1 - This one is true. I can't put anything past you guys. That was an awful summer. I have vivid memories of my thighs burning as I struggled up a teeny, tiny hill on my three speed bike with the side baskets. Everyone else had groovy, cool ten speeds.

2 - This one is false. I was engaged to The Hubster for 16 days before we married. We met on November 16, got engaged on November 30, and married on December 16. All in the same year. It makes for a great story, especially if we've had a drink or three. Next week, I'll dig deeper into this story, and the honeymoon is an even funnier one.

3 - This one is true. I took five semesters of culinary classes, and to this day, can barely remember a damned thing. Except to keep my fingers out of the way when I'm chopping.

and 4 - is also true. I was dumb and climbed up a tree with a boyfriend, although I do not remember a thing about it. Apparently, the branch broke and I plummeted down, and was totally out cold. He ended up running for a phone and called an ambulance. When the ambulance came, I was semi conscious and proceeded to barf everywhere. I'd had chocolate ice cream that day, which I wasn't able to remember, and it looked like blood. The ambulance guys thought I'd ruptured my spleen, so off to the hospital I went. X-rays were inconclusive, so I stayed in the hospital for two days. To this day, I remember nothing about that entire day.

Any guesses on 5-12?

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About Me

WANTED, Carmen, mom to the Masses, for dangerous undertakings inside and outside the home. Last seen with her partner The Hubster, and six accomplices (Nikolas, 16, Allegra, 13, Mackenzie 10, Gabriel 8, Emma 5 and Riley, 4). This fugitive is considered armed (with epi pens and inhalers) and dangerous, especially when she hasn't had her morning coffee. She is particularly difficult to recognize due to a recent 80 pound weight loss (size 18-20 down to 2-4!), and has been known to hide beneath large piles of laundry. She's a fan of running races and can be found reading, lifting weights, practicing capoeira or running to the store for milk. ( Read more here.)