So, today, I went out and took my son to work. I went to the library with my kids, went to Target and bought new school lunch boxes, and came home to a phone message from my dermatologist.
"Hi. This is Dr. J. I've gotten the results back on your biopsy, and I need to talk privately with you. Please call me, and ask the receptionist to pull me, if I'm busy with a patient. I'll go into a private room to talk with you. Please call me today."
Blink. Oh shit. It can't be good when a doctor needs to give you the news himself, in a private room today, can it?
I called for the results, and as soon as he got on the phone, he said, "I guess I've got you pretty worried, huh?" Are you KIDDING ME? I had to take notes to get it straight. I was going to tell you what he said, but I've decided to just post my notes below the fold.