"Take the dollar bill stickers off your homework, Emma. Your teacher doesn't want them on your paper."
"I don't care where you put them, they just don't belong on your homework."
"Take the stickers OFF my boobs. They don't belong on my boobs."
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- WANTED, Carmen, mom to the Masses, for dangerous undertakings inside and outside the home. Last seen with her partner The Hubster, and six accomplices (Nikolas 19, Allegra 17, Mackenzie 14, Gabriel 12, Emma 9 and Riley 8). This fugitive is considered armed (with epi pens and inhalers) and dangerous, especially when she hasn't had her morning coffee. She is particularly difficult to recognize due to an 80 pound weight loss (size 18-20 down to 6-8!), and has been known to hide beneath large piles of laundry. She's a fan of running races, has her Black Belt in Muay Thai and can be found reading, training Crossfit, boxing or running to the store for milk and bread. And coffee. Always the Coffee.
hahhahaahaha oh she knows where the money makers are, her brain on paper first, then resort to boobs. she picked the brain first,
Posted by: kyoot | April 23, 2009 at 04:14 PM
lol!
Posted by: Headless Mom | April 23, 2009 at 05:31 PM
Oh that's funny. Very funny.
Posted by: girlsmama | April 23, 2009 at 05:47 PM
Do you ever hear yourself saying things your parents said? Does it give you the willies? One day my daughter had her stereo too loud and I heard these words come out of my mouth, even though when I was a teenager I swore I would be a cool, understanding mom: "Turn that racket down!!!!!"
Posted by: mm | April 23, 2009 at 07:56 PM
Too funny!!! Thankfully some of them make you laugh while the others are making you pull your hair out. :0)
Posted by: Tammy/Photosy by Tammy | April 24, 2009 at 12:50 AM
"Son? Why did you push the cat out of the second story window?"
or, "Why is the cat in the toilet?"
or the worst of all, "What in God's name posessed you to eat the last of my CHOCOLATE?"
Posted by: Liz in Seattle | April 24, 2009 at 12:52 AM
I think I'd pat a buck each for them.
Posted by: patois | April 24, 2009 at 10:11 AM
TYPO of a major type. I meant "PAY." Even that seemed a bit, smarmy, but to misspell it? Aargh! Now I'm going away.
Posted by: patois | April 24, 2009 at 10:12 AM
HAHAHAHAHA. I think I had an aneurysm laughing!
Posted by: sylvia jones | April 24, 2009 at 04:02 PM