WANTED, Carmen, mom to the Masses, for dangerous undertakings inside and outside the home. Last seen with her partner The Hubster, and six accomplices (Nikolas 19, Allegra 17, Mackenzie 14, Gabriel 12, Emma 9 and Riley 8). This fugitive is considered armed (with epi pens and inhalers) and dangerous, especially when she hasn't had her morning coffee. She is particularly difficult to recognize due to an 80 pound weight loss (size 18-20 down to 6-8!), and has been known to hide beneath large piles of laundry. She's a fan of running races, has her Black Belt in Muay Thai and can be found reading, training Crossfit, boxing or running to the store for milk and bread. And coffee. Always the Coffee.
All our tragedies should be thus.
Posted by: Stimey | April 23, 2010 at 01:51 PM
That was unexpected and made me laugh out loud!
Posted by: Katherine | April 23, 2010 at 04:07 PM
Hahahaha! Oh, wait, um, sorry for your loss? :)
Posted by: Nicki | April 24, 2010 at 02:26 AM
That's a party foul. You've gotta do a panalty shot now.
Posted by: Sylvia | April 24, 2010 at 06:34 PM
Maybe I need to lay off the shots. That was supposed to say penalty.
Posted by: Sylvia | April 24, 2010 at 06:35 PM
oops, oh Bartender....
Posted by: kyooty | April 24, 2010 at 09:55 PM
It's great to hear from you and see what you've been up to. All of the projects look great! Thanks!
Posted by: Cheap Jordans | April 24, 2010 at 10:18 PM